Crush meme :^)

Stolen from evening-lark

1. Are you single?
Yup

2. If you're single, do you enjoy it?
That's a good joke

3. Is there someone in mind you'd like to date?
Well... there is someone.... two, actually... one online and another irl

4. Would you ever ask this person out?
I would if 1, I wasn't an awkward little shit, and 2, one of them wasn't already taken (':

5. If not/so, why?
I'm an awkward little shit who worries that he'll fuck it up somehow

6. What's the furthest you've ever gone with someone?
irl? Admitting I have a crush on someone and hugging them
Online? Ten month relationship

7. What are you like with your lover?
Awkward, affectionate, protective

8. Tongue kisses?
That would imply I have ever kissed anyone at all

9. What's your perfect date?
Sitting at home playing vidya games/watching bad movies while eating a shit ton of fast food followed by cuddling til we pass out in each other's arms

10. Would you like to plan the date? Or them.
Either works

10.5. Would you pick up the check? Or them.
I would... if I could afford it. Otherwise we split it

11. Do you want someone to ask you out right now?
M-M-Maybe... /o\ 

12. Wild night in? Or romantic night out?
Romantic night out. The wildest I get in a night in would be in vidya

13. Have you ever written a love poem about the person you like/given it?
Well do love songs count? Cause I wrote those

14. Describe your ideal mate.
Weeeell I'd like for them to be really sweet and caring, affectionate, sharing lots of interests with me (like cars and vidya gaems). Being a dog lover is a must

15. What would you call your lover/refer to them as?
Uhhhh bae would be a given, along with a bunch of other mushy shit

16. What is the maximum age difference you'd have between you and them? 
2 years max. maybe 3 years, but depends on the person.

17. Are you a romantic person?
yEAH VERY MUCH SO

18. What are you planning for this Valentines Day?
Sitting alone in my room and hating myself because I'm lonely

19. Confessing to anyone this V-Day?
Since when do I ever

20. How many people do you currently like right now?
Two

21. How many people like you?
One (^':

22. What is the most romantic thing a person could do for you?
Put themselves before me for anything and tolerate my stupidity no matter what

23. What are little things you love them to do and you take to heart?
Uhhhhh I guess it would depend

24. Boys or girls?
Both, albeit I prefer girls

25. Do you think the person/people you like are reading this?
P-Probably the online one ahaha... I'll probably spill my spaghetti if they know who they are orz