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The 2071 Derring Masochist by AgelessAgera
The 2071 Derring Masochist
HEY. YOU. YEAH YOU.
ARE YOU FEELING THAT YOU'RE LACKING IN MASCULINITY? ARE YOU IN YOUR 40'S AND REGRETTING EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER DONE IN YOUR LIFE? ARE YOU A STUPID HIGH SCHOOLER WHO GETS REJECTED BY EVERY GIRL YOU TRY TO TALK TO?

IF YOU'VE ANSWERED YES TO ANY OR ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS, THEN YOU NEED TO GET YOURSELF A MASOCHIST

WHY SHOULD YOU GET ONE? WHY THE FUCK NOT? IT HAS A MOTHERFUCKING V8 ENGINE THAT CRANKS UP 420 HORSES AND GOES ZERO TO SIXTY IN 4.4 SECONDS. THAT'S ENOUGH HORSES TO KICK UP A CYCLONE THAT SNATCHES PANTIES WITH

STILL NOT FEELING MASCULINE ENOUGH? WELL WITH THE MASOCHIST, BUG CATCHERS COME STANDARD BECAUSE IF YOU WANT TO GET THE BITCHES YOUR CAR NEEDS TO SHOW IT'S MUSCLE AS MUCH AS YOU DO. SAME REASON YOU HAVE THE OPTION OF SIDE-MOUNTED FART CANS THAT SHOOT FIRE BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT?

YOU SHOULD HAVE GROWN SOME FACIAL HAIR JUST BY READING THIS. STILL NOT CONVINCED? OKAY FINE. IT HAS A TON OF SPACE IN THE BACKSEATS AND TRUNK FOR YOU TO STORE BEER AND DEAD BODIES IN FOR YOUR TAILGATE PARTY AND COMES WITH BONE™ SUBWOOFERS FOR YOU TO BLAST YOUR 80'S POWER BALLADS WITH AS YOU OUTRUN THE POLICE. SPEAKING OF POLICE, IT COMES LOADED WITH PROTOTYPE HRX ARMOR, SO IT'LL TAKE A FUCKING TANK TO BRING THIS BADASS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN. EVEN THEN, THE TANK IS GOING TO HAVE ITS BALLS RIPPED OFF DURING THE FIGHT.

ALSO, IT'S A FUCKING MUSCLE CAR. BITCHES LOVE MUSCLE CARS

DERRING. UNLEASH YOUR INNER AMERICA


Redraw of fav.me/d305wxo Holy fucking shit I was so bad back then. This is one of the cars that is going to feature in my series, Team SAVAGE. Takes cues from various 1960s and 1970s muscle cars, specifically the '67-69 Camaro and '70 Hemi 'Cuda, and then some

Team SAVAGE belongs to me
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Bradley Winchester (Contest Entry) by AgelessAgera
Bradley Winchester (Contest Entry)
Failing in shading AND weathering effects!

So I brought back an old character from years ago to use in :devcakedinafridge:'s neat zombie apocalypse comic! Seriously, go check it out
Journal: fav.me/d8hsu59

Name: Bradley Winchester
Age: 20
Sex: Male
Species: Skunk
Sexuality: Bisexual
Occupation: Farmer and mechanic
Nationality: English/British

Height: 5'3

Parents: Mother (Portia Winchester) and deceased father
Siblings: Only child
Significant other: None
Offspring: None

Personality: Naive and hotheaded, willing to go out of his way to prove his strength to a cause, which often ends in disaster for him. Can be stubborn and adamant as well, usually only agrees to do things his way. Quite the mama's boy and has strong family values. Hesitant to trust others but once he opens up he is loyal to whomever he gains trust of. A gun nut as well but a tad inexperienced with handling them. Despite his bold exterior, he has a huge heart and is willing to provide emotional support if necessary.

Likes: Firearms, punk rock, relaxing hangouts with friends, cars, helping others, his mother, helping others
Dislikes: What he has become, being told what to do, the sight of blood (ironic, eh?), hypocritical people

Backstory: Born and raised as a farm boy for most of his life. Due to his boldness and height, he constantly got picked on in school, which gave him severe trust issues.  While on the farm, he practiced shooting with his dad prior to his passing. He eventually moved off the farm years later but still contacts his mother. He is currently working with a nutria named CT in a chop shop that illegally sells cars and car parts, in a desperate attempt to gather money for his mother and college. While he appreciates the pay, he wants out of his criminal lifestyle.

H-Hope this works for you!
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Not stolen from Destiny-Kaspar at all

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  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Sleepwalking by The Chain Gang of 1974
  • Reading: /o/
  • Watching: Markiplier
  • Playing: Grand Theft Auto 5
  • Eating: Beans
  • Drinking: Water
HI I'M ATCHISSON REYES PRESIDENT AND CEO OF WACKYWAVINGINFLATABLEARMFLAILINGDRAGONS. DUE TO THE HIGH DEMAND OF WACKYWAVINGINFLATABLEARMFLAILINGDRAGONS I AM CURRENTLY OVERSTOCKED WITH WACKYWAVINGINFLATABLEARMFLAILINGDRAGONS AND ALL DRAGONS MUST GO AND NOW I'M PASSING THE SAVINGS ON TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU



WOW LOOK AIN'T SHE A BEAUTY? SHE CAN BE YOURS FOR ONLY 15,000 TREASURE



THIS ONE'S ONLY 9,000 TREASURE! WOWEE



I CAN'T THINK OF A CREATIVE SALESMAN JOKE HERE BUT SHE'S ONLY 12,000 TREASURE

SO COME AND GET YOUR WACKYWAVINGINFLATABLEARMFLAILINGDRAGON TODAY!
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Finger On The Trigger by Never Heard of It
  • Reading: /o/
  • Watching: Markiplier
  • Playing: Grand Theft Auto 5
  • Eating: Beans
  • Drinking: Water
Flo Reference 2015 by AgelessAgera
Flo Reference 2015
I made Flo two years ago and I'm just now making a reference of her. Go me

Just some minor changes made. Hat is slightly poofier and skin is slightly lighter. Mud on legs may or may not be permanent
And before you ask, the Russian at the top is just her name in Russian

Flo and stuff belong to me
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Not stolen from Destiny-Kaspar at all

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2. Tell you what season you remind me of.

3. Tell you which video game character you make me think of.

4. Tell you which of your deviations I like best (If possible!)

5. Ask you a question that you must answer.

6. Tell you what I like about you.

7. Tell you the 1st word that comes to mind when I look at your profile.

8. Tell you what I should be doing right now, or what I'm doing if I'm doing what I should be doing... XD

9. Tell you what color(s) you remind me of.

10. Dare you to write this journal.
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Sleepwalking by The Chain Gang of 1974
  • Reading: /o/
  • Watching: Markiplier
  • Playing: Grand Theft Auto 5
  • Eating: Beans
  • Drinking: Water

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Atchisson
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Title says it all

Hi I'm Atchisson I'm an aspiring artist and animator but I suck at both.
I like cars, guns, Pokemon and vidya games, mostly those on XBOX Live

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Please do not thank me for the faves. I've tolerated it before but such comments are beginning to clutter up my page. Any comments as such will be hidden.
You people need to learn to fucking read
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:iconfarrone:
Farrone Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for faving
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metarlon Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015
Thanks for the fav ^_^
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Gracefool-Lyn Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015
Thanks for the favorite!
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Nikithewerewolf Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Student Filmographer
Thanks for the fave! :)
Do not hesitate to see my other drawings! ;)
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HedgehodgeMonster Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
BB^)
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Azzy-Cola Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you for the fav! I'm glad you like my stuff :)
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Shemei777 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for faving my Flight Rising Commission :3
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gryphiz Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
thanks:)
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laz-paz Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  New member
 MEMEING AS USUAL I SEE
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